Thank you Gary Larson.

"Man surprised me most about humanity.Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health.And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived." -The Dalai Lama

"Now hast thou but one bare hour to live 
And then thou must be damned perpetually
Stand still, you ever moving spheres of Heaven
That time may cease and midnight never come."

-Christopher Marlowe

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."  -Buddhist Teaching